Hey! This is the page where I tell you all about me! I just love to tell people about me! Well, you must be lost if you're reading this because you probably don't want to sit there and read about a small town witch who admittedly loves herself a little too much! But since you're here I might as well tell you about me.
First of all, my Wiccan name is Splendora Willows and that's all you need to know about my name. I was born on December 30, 1993 in a small town called Calhoun Falls, South Carolina. We don't even have a McDonalds here so that tells you how small it is. Comming from Elberton, if you hit Abbeville you've gone right through it.
Enough about my hometown, let's talk about my family. I have a mom, a dad, and a sister. My mom and I fight a lot, but when it comes down to it, we love each other and we help each other through thick and thin. My dad works a lot, but when he's home he likes to make people laugh and I think that's where I got it from because making people laugh is my favorite thing to do too. My sister is currently going through an awkward stage. She's cought between being nice and being apethetic. I know that doesn't make sense! Let me try to explain that. She doesn't want to be mean to people, but she wants people to think that she doesn't care about anything. Well, that covers the humans in my family, now for the cats. Yes, the cats are part of the family! We have three. Little, Bandit, and Soot. Little lives in the house. She's really fat and really snobby! She thinks she's above the other cats. When she goes outside, she doesn't want the other cats to be near her. If she sees one of them sitting somewhere that she wants to sit, she'll make them move. She's mean to them but they respect her because she's really old. And you want to know something weird about her? She's diabetic! Have you ever heard of a diabetic cat? It's possible. She has to take two insulin shots a day and she's on a special diet to keep her blood sugar under control. Bandit and Soot live outside. Bandit is Soot's mother. She has the sweetest personality. She's a bit of a tomboy, she loves to catch squirrels. We feed her well, but she just loves to hunt. We know when to feed her because she always meows at the door when she wants some food or some attention. I just love to hear her meow because when she meows at the door it sounds like she's saying "Mama"! It's just so sweet! Soot, my sister says, is psychotic. He tends to be skiddish and he has some of the weirdest mood swings! But I love him just the same. He's the father of some kittens up the street so that makes me a great-grandmother! Yay!
Well, that's my family, now let's talk about me. I'll keep it short, I promise! You know my Wiccan name, when and where I was born and my family. I hope you know about my religion because if I have a Wiccan name I must be Wiccan! I'm a lesbian. I love to write. I love to do spells. Some people think that that means that I like to hurt people with my powers, but that's not true, I like to help people, as well as myself, with my powers. I've helped my English teacher find something she was looking for with the Lost and Found spell, even though she doesn't believe that I'm a witch. She knows that I did it and she said thank you. If I'd hurt her she wouldn't have said thank you would she? I have a bladder problem, but I won't elaborate on that. I'm hypoglycemic, which I control with diet. That's something Little and I have in common, we both have trouble with our blood sugar. Also, when she gets sick it's not too long before I get sick. I know that's weird! I've struggled with mental illness for as long as I can remember, but I think I'm finally getting that under control.
Now for some random facts about me. I'm a blonde. I love pizza. I'm an avid Harry Potter fan. In my spare time I write fanfiction. I'm addicted to the internet. I like to read. English is my favorite subject in school. I'm lactose intolerant. I love soymilk. I prefer to watch reruns of old tv shows. I secretly think that old shows are better than the crap we have on tv today. I hate to be ignored. If someone else is getting more attention than me, I start doing things to get the attention on me. I have considered joining the circus and I just might do that just so I can say that I use to be a circus performer! It doesn't take much to make me cry, I cry over paper cuts, that's how emotional I can be. I love black licorice. And I can just go on and on about me, but you probably want me to shut up, so I will!